Anonymous asked: Someone has stolen your jar of dirt and you won't get it back for a day. Also, your hair is cut really short for the next 16 hours. -M!A

Well, no to the 16 hour’s. But I am trying to impress this young maiden, fayechamberlian, so I’ll consider the haircut for a short time. You Anonymous are getting better at this, cudoo’s! I won’t insult you this time.

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