Well thank you, Captain! So far so good.
Good’eye, mate. Glad to be of assistance.
CONGRATS TO MY MATE RIGHT HERE.
FOLLOW RIC, SO THAT HE DOES NOT LOSE HIS NUMBER.
If I would have known you’d drag your sorry ass here I would have saved you some.
You know I always come prepared. Drunk already— it’d be a devastation if I wasn’t. Though seeing you in this state is.. nice.
First day back, and you’re already celebrating without me. Come now, love.
I made you a cake. But then I ate it. So I’ve stolen off this stone from a secluded cave full of crystals. Here.
Custom made. I won’t, however, be staying too long. But I’ve decided to pay a visit.
safestkittykatintown asked: "Did i anger the little pirate?"
Balder blushed “Oh wow…..that’s pretty forward.”
Forwards dropping my trousers and pushing your head down.
This is just a lovely suggestion.
safestkittykatintown asked: Steals rum..
Now go crawl in a hole, and enjoy your own misery in silence.
I cannot specify on the importance of entertaining my balls.