TRYING TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WITH MY WIT

versus21:

~ GUYS.

historyhunter:

Well thank you, Captain! So far so good.

Good’eye, mate. Glad to be of assistance.

~ GUYS.

historyhunter:

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CONGRATS TO MY MATE RIGHT HERE.
FOLLOW RIC, SO THAT HE DOES NOT LOSE HIS NUMBER.

Watching POTC.

…is drrrrrrrrrrrrunk

meredithcheats:

JACKIE!!!!!!!!

If I would have known you’d drag your sorry ass here I would have saved you some.

Whoops! 

You know I always come prepared. Drunk already— it’d be a devastation if I wasn’t. Though seeing you in this state is.. nice.

…is drrrrrrrrrrrrunk

meredithcheats:

First day back, and you’re already celebrating without me. Come now, love. 

    I made you a cake. But then I ate it. So I’ve stolen off this stone from a secluded cave full of crystals. Here.
Custom made. I won’t, however, be staying too long. But I’ve decided to pay a visit.

safestkittykatintown asked: "Did i anger the little pirate?"

Goodbye, Katherine.

Entertain the pirate. Entertain his rum. And entertain his balls.

balderrask:

Balder blushed “Oh wow…..that’s pretty forward.”

Forwards dropping my trousers and pushing your head down.

This is just a lovely suggestion.

(Source: ask-jacksparrow)

safestkittykatintown asked: Steals rum..

Now go crawl in a hole, and enjoy your own misery in silence.

Entertain the pirate. Entertain his rum. And entertain his balls.

I cannot specify on the importance of entertaining my balls.